polprog, dd mmm yy
Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors
How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?
#include <stdio.h>
#include <pwd.h>
#include <zork/common/grue.h>
int main(){
puts("It's pitch black. You're likely to be eaten by a grue");
grue.grue("grue").eat(getpwent().pw_name);
return 0;
}